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One more thing who invited this cricket
Can you go? I need a bouncer.
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Also if I’m so special why do i keep forgetting i am?
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Sometimes I say shit and people hear what I say and think wow this bitch is dumb. But really I’m saying that so they can stop talking to me☺️.
Them: you’re single ? Why ?
Me: I’m waiting for the right one
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(Source: Slate)
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You’re COMING OUT of your losing season. UNIVERSE is about to restore all that was lost.
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“Be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here.”
— Max Ehrmann, Desiderata (via anditslove)
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2020 I’m getting even prettier, smarter, fitter, and richer.🧿
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RIP. A legend forever
